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Dick Trump Ends Candidacy to Endorse Brother Donald Trump

July 29, 2016 My fellow Dicks, It is with a heavy heart and an even heavier scrotum that I write these words. I have decided to end my candidacy for President, because although I continue to believe that I am the best (and by far the longest, thickest, and hardest) man for the job, this

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Dick Trump Drops Candidacy to Support Brother Donald Trump

Dick Trump Needs Your Support

Donald Trump’s brother is running for president and Dick Trump needs your support. Without it, there’s no amount of lube in the world that will help you.       Announcer: The next President of the United States, Mr. Dick Trump. Dick Trump: Freedom isn’t free, neither is a 6 foot talking penis. So if

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