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What a Dick!

Richard “Dick” Trump was born on June 14, 1946, at Jamaica Hospital in Queens, NY. No one had ever seen an infant so big, strong, and firm – in a word, FANTASTIC! The doctors left Dick to fend for himself and focused their attention on saving his scrawny, splotchy twin brother Donald (who in addition to his many other disgusting abnormalities suffered from cryptorchidism, leading everyone to believe initially that he was a girl and call him “Ginger.”) Dick didn’t mind – he was happy to get as far away as possible from the stubby little loser.
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